6 #manusiamenjengkelkan dalam cinema

Assalamualaikum! *spray perfume*

Maze Runner? Siapa dah tengok? Best gila kan! Yang belum? Ha perg.i cepat cepat tengok. So last weekend I pergi tengok Maze Runner with my friends lah kan. So after years of pergi cinema for movies and all, there are some manusia yang agak menjengkelkan and kalau boleh nak disturb the whole row depan belakang kiri kanan atas bawah tenggara dan sebagainya haha.

1) The 'Mr Know It All' 

This type of manusia usually beraksi bila dia dah tengok cerita tu dua kali. Bila ajak to cinema dia kata "Yeah man aku okay je tengok dua kali", yeah man, your okay is bad. Everytime sampai plot cerita yang macam confusing sikit kan like bila everyone go "Ha?' "Ha?' and all. Dia start. Dia mula daaaaaah. "Tak, kau tak faham eh, sebenarnya dia tu bleh bleh bleh...." haha dude what part of your "Aku okay je" is okay? Kita kat situ dah panas melekit lekit je. Kang kena marah kang merajuk kan haha so kita end up keep saying "Ye haah" "Ye betul" "Ye haah lah" "Ye betul lah tu" "YE BETUL KAN AKU CAKAP KAU DIAM BOLEH TAK". Bukan nak cakap semua orang macam ni tapi certain lah certain hahaha so why not kita enjoy the movie and not kacau orang yang belum tengok. Unless kalau I betul betul blur time tu tolong lah explain hahaha.

2) The 'Who Turned Off The Light' 

Cinema mana yang tayang video dengan lights kan. So cinema mula mula masuk memang terang bak mentari cahaya dia. Then bila tengah the freaking 10 mins iklan tu lights dia akan dimmer. BUT, bila sampai time the movie about to start, lampu terpadam. Then suddenly BAM! One effing ray of 100% punya brightness memancar justtt after lampu terpadam. Pupil kita were just adjusting then tetibe rasa kena panahan sang suria. Dude not cool seriously. The lights were on for like 10 mins plus kan during the iklan haha but you have to use your phone in the dark. Instead of 'sila matikan telefon bimbit anda' dia kena tambah 'kurang kan brightness phone sekali'. Happened to me before macam ni then the girl said sorry semua so okay I'm fine. Then BAM dia on lagi phone dia with the same brightness straight into my eyes like "AHHHHH!" ...........to reply whatsapp. Omg girl dont let me make you eat that phone. Takde intention langsung nak dim kan brightness. Gurl you krezi bij.

3) The 'Kerusi Urut' 

So last week I went for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with my family. And kitorang book lewat so our seats not that far from the screen but it was a little uncomfortable but okay lah. As I was watching, belum sempat the ninja turtle show their faces, I guess I found another kid mutant ninja bij seating behind me. AND HE WAS KICKING MY SEAT. Like the whole movie omg. First kick I was still okay ye lah kan because he's a kid. Half way through the movie dia still lagi kicking my chair wtf. So I tak tahan and pusing belakang and gave a little sassy "excuse me" with a little bijjy face cause he's little. He got no chill. The moment I duduk je. His feet mintak kena gigit. Keep kicking keep kicking like wow kid where your parents kan I thought. Rupanya pusing belakang lagi sekali, he was sitting BETWEEN his parents. Yo older people cant you see you kid is kicking my seat? You blind? The movie ended and yeah my whole relaxing time was added by some unpleasent massage haha. I guess you people pun pernah rasa kan. Please mind your feet and I'll pull it off.

4) The 'New Director' 

This type of people is having a huge dream of being a director. Like seriously they boleh re-direct everytime dia pergi movie. Selalunya this people akan persoalkan every single scene every plot cerita tu oh please. "Eh kenapa dia terbang" "Kenapa dia tak bagitau je" "Eh kenapa bilik dia kecik sangat" "Kenapa masuk bilik tu" "Siapa suruh main hide and clap". I know macam every people ada this thoughts this comments tapi its very not cool kalau dia cakap out loud. Oh ha ha I tak perasan pulak kat pintu masuk tadi dia tulis 'sila comment keseluruhan plot cerita ye' hehe. Even menjengkelkan bila dia bagitau kawan dia thought dia yang during the movie and kawan dia reply sepuluh kali lima puluh siap bonus dengan cadangan lagi ha kau. Omg keep your thoughts and luahkan habis habis lepas keluar cinema haha.

5) The 'Over Fangirl' 

Ha ni lagi one type of people yang tak boleh nak duduk diam. I ada cakap I pergi tengok Maze Runner tu kan. Sebelah I ada dua orang girls. Bila the movie start macam biasa lah orang akan aw sebab Dylan O'Brien. Even my friend pun begitu haha dia memang handsome. Sama jugak bila Newt and Minho. Tapi those two girls they went a little krezi. "Weh handsome nya" "Ye ah" itu biasa haha. Tapi bila bertukar jadi conversation yang gila berjela. Its menjengkelkan. "Omg he good" "Oh yes he very good one" "Omg i know right" "Oh yes" "Omg omg look at his smile" "Omg ikr and his eyes" "Oh he big, gurl" "He big". Yeah Im trying to watch a movie and you're there acting all bijjy and over fangirl. Habis the movie, they still wont stop omg gurl. Kan kalau kita keluar cinema mesti ada lorong back to the mall where kalau kita cakap bergemakan. They were loud and bingit yknow kalau fangirl, every sentences kena akhiri dengan jerit high voice punya fangirl type. Yeah that. 

6) The 'Vibrator'

This type of people rarely found but very kacau our concentration. Maybe some people tak pernah rasa but I pernah. Okay I was watching The Fault In Our Stars, it was an emotional romantic movie. Then this one guy was busy shaking his body on his seat. And ofcourse the whole row will feel the mini earthquake haha I was sitting like 2 seats away but still. The seats between us was empty. I couldn't understand why was he shaking, it was TFIOS, not Annabelle haha. Nak kata terkejut takkan lah TFIOS pun terkejut. Not really shaking dia macam rocking the seat omg. Dia duduk dengan goyang kakinya dengan badan sekali ha kau dengan seat sekali bergegar. Please have some respect orang lain pun nak tengok movie. Kau sibuk bervibrate kat situ haha habis orang lain nak nangis pun tak jadi.

Those are the type of #manusiamenjengkelkan dalam cinema. Some based on my experience sendiri and some from orang cerita. If you like it, share lah sikit. If you don't, share lah jugak.

Peace out *spray perfume*